 said he had first turned down the opportunity to appear on the show because of the 'instability' the Government was facing at the time. However, he now believed the administration was 'stable' and views his stint on the show as an 'amazing opportunity' to reach out to younger generations and trouser an estimated £350,000. Hmm. I think we can translate that as: 'I was hoping Rishi might give me a way back into the Cabinet, but although I sucked up to him really brilliantly he snubbed me outside Number 10 so I thought 'Stuff it, I'm off'.' The reaction amongst Hancock's constituents was summed up beautifully by Andy Drummond, the deputy chair of his local Conservative Association, who said he was 'looking forward to seeing him eat a kangaroo's penis and you can quote me on that'. Andy's view will, I suspect, be widely s){kind=link}
It seems the former health secretary will go to any lengths to rehabilitate his image with a public disgusted by his lockdown hypocrisy
News just in from Australia! A group of cockroaches, rats, maggots and snakes has sent a desperate letter to ITV: “We the undersigned consider it cruel and unnatural to take part in a bushtucker trial or any other jungle challenge with British MP Matt Hancock. It is not fair for vulnerable creatures and insects to be exposed to this potential danger.
“Mr Hancock is slimy, unpalatable and we cannot be expected to swallow him in the name of entertainment.
“The rats and carpet pythons, in particular, are worried about reputational damage that may be caused to them or, indeed, by any comparison between them and Mr Hancock.”
Are there no depths to which Matt Hancock will not sink in an effort to rehabilitate his image with a public disgusted by his hypocrisy during lockdown? Clearly not. The MP for West Suffolk has decided that a time of crisis for his rural constituents is the ideal moment to fly 9,000 miles to enter the I’m a Celeb jungle.