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A man in Florida was arrested after breaking into a church, baptizing himself, then causing about $8,000 worth of damage.
Sheriff’s deputies in Panama City Beach responded to an attempted burglary at the Emerald Beach Church of God on Friday.
When they arrived, they found a suspected burglar who claimed he was compelled to use the church’s large baptismal pool inside the sanctuary.
Derek Porter, a native of Georgia, was identified as the suspect. Investigators believe he used a nearby cinder block to smash the church’s windows and get inside.