LIKE a Norman Tebbit tribute band, Mel Stride, the Work and Pensions Secretary, tells the over-50s to get on their bikes – and deliver pizza for a living.
That’s the problem with tribute bands. They are never as good as the real thing.
“There are loads of great opportunities out there for people,” Stride gushed while on a visit to Deliveroo’s HQ in London.
“And it’s of course good for people to consider options they might not have otherwise thought of.”
Would you like some extra corn on that, minister?