![Pinterest](https://pinterest.com/pin/create/button/?url=https://uknews.evprotec.com/rishi-sunak-is-really-setting-the-world-on-fire/&media=https://uknews.evprotec.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/0_1FSF_-Template.jpg&description=The helicopter-loving Prime Minister has his head so far up in the clouds he can't see the migrants giving him a headache are fleeing the climate crisis he's fuelling, says Fleet Street Fox Our scene is Downing Street. The Prime Minister, Rishi Sunak, has just been given the latest polling figures which show he's on course for the biggest Parliamentary defeat since Jeremy Corbyn tried to get foie gras banned from the Commons canteen. "But I don't understand!" he's wailing. "I'm being cruel to migrants, I'm cutting the green crap, and I've unleashed Lee Anderson on an unsuspecting nation. I've ticked every box on the make-them-hate-everyone-else-more spreadsheet that Boris dribbled on. Is this dog whistle broken, or something?" The members of his election team glance at one another, and one clears her throat. "There is some other news, Prime Minister. It seems that in one respect you are really setting the world alight." Rishi brightens up. "Really? That's brilliant! I'm on fire! YEAH! OK, what am I doing and how do I do more of it?" "You've got the carbon footprint of Elon Musk on an ego trip, Prime Minister. You fly more often than a tramp smoking PCP. You've killed more people than James Bond. We really don't recommend you don't do any more of it, as it's causing absolutely every problem you've got on your desk." The above is entirely fictional, because no-one who works for the PM is going to tell him he's been sowing the seeds of his own destruction ever since he decided to become a corporate banker and make so many millions he needs a special island to keep it on. His lifelong conspicuous consumption - of companies, resources, assets, and now airtime, power and goodwill - has led him as surely to the doors of Number 10 as it will, in the near future, eject him. Those who criticise the rich for being so are accused of "the politics of envy". If there's anyone who envies Sunak's place in the world, let them read on. For it is making money at the expense of making){kind=link}
The helicopter-loving Prime Minister has his head so far up in the clouds he can’t see the migrants giving him a headache are fleeing the climate crisis he’s fuelling, says Fleet Street Fox
Our scene is Downing Street. The Prime Minister, Rishi Sunak, has just been given the latest polling figures which show he’s on course for the biggest Parliamentary defeat since Jeremy Corbyn tried to get foie gras banned from the Commons canteen.
“But I don’t understand!” he’s wailing. “I’m being cruel to migrants, I’m cutting the green crap, and I’ve unleashed Lee Anderson on an unsuspecting nation. I’ve ticked every box on the make-them-hate-everyone-else-more spreadsheet that Boris dribbled on. Is this dog whistle broken, or something?”
The members of his election team glance at one another, and one clears her throat. “There is some other news, Prime Minister. It seems that in one respect you are really setting the world alight.” Rishi brightens up. “Really? That’s brilliant! I’m on fire! YEAH! OK, what am I doing and how do I do more of it?”
“You’ve got the carbon footprint of Elon Musk on an ego trip, Prime Minister. You fly more often than a tramp smoking PCP. You’ve killed more people than James Bond. We really don’t recommend you don’t do any more of it, as it’s causing absolutely every problem you’ve got on your desk.”