It is a new football season, so it is time to put every new home and away shirt in order of merit
Whether it is the eighth subtly different incarnation of the Premier League’s sleeve lion or a revolutionary new name and number font, these are truly thrilling days for enjoyers of kit minutiae. 2023/24, you are spoiling us.
If you have 12 minutes (twelve!) to spare there is a very thorough video available to explain the latter:
If you only have 12 seconds here are the edited highlights: Bigger font, more readable. Lion: crown, no circle, no words. Cheers!
Elsewhere this season’s kits are notable for two other trends. The first is a lack of sponsors, with Chelsea, Nottingham Forest and Sheffield United all forced into shameful revelations of their new wares without a key brand partner highlighted on the front. Laughable.