NEWS… BUT NOT AS YOU KNOW IT
A man who thought he was having a stroke when his face started throbbing in the middle of the night soon learned the culprit was a spider – and later ended up with a cyborg-like green eye.
Teacher Stuart Vesty had been given a nasty bite by a false widow, which can cause unpleasant symptoms.
The 50-year-old, from Sandwich in Kent, woke up on August 16 with one side of his face pulsating, and noticed it was sagging when he looked in the mirror the following morning.
As he and his wife prepared to rush to Queen Elizabeth The Queen Mother Hospital, he noticed the crushed corpse of the spider in his bed, boxed it up and took it with him.