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NEWS… BUT NOT AS YOU KNOW IT
Is it me, or have the klaxons been out in full force recently?
The ‘personal news announcements’ with red, flashing emojis are absolutely littering my timeline.
Book deals, Glastonbury tickets, dream jobs, engagements, soft launches of new boyfriends, houses, babies, marathons, and fitness goals – my best female friends have been celebrating their wins.
And while I am *extremely* happy for them – I am, by far, their biggest cheerleader – I get jealous.