 is here – officially the spookiest day of the year. You might be planning a fancy dress party, carving a pumpkin, heading out trick or treating or just planning on watching Hocus Pocus (and the sequel) at home for the 100th time (what, just us?). Or perhaps you're looking forward to a night on the sofa watching some of the scariest new films and TV shows around. Whatever your plans, you might feel like posting something on social media, or sending something spooky (or a bit silly) to your friends on WhatsApp. Here are some of our favourite Halloween jokes, quotes and Instagram captions for celebrating All Hallows' Eve. Halloween jokes Q: What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?A: Spelling. Q: What do mummies like listening to on Halloween?A: Wrap music Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?A: To get to the body shop. Q: Where do ghosts like to trick-or-treat? A: Dead ends. Q: Why are ghosts so bad at lying?A: Because you can see right through them! Q: What do ghosts use to wash their hair?A: Shamboo! Q: What is a vampire's favourite fruit?A: A nectarine! Q: What kind of dessert does a ghost like?A: I scream! Q: What do birds say on Halloween?A: Twick or tweet Q: What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel, a Poodle and a ghost?A: A cocker poodle boo. Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?A: Frostbite. Q: Where do ghosts buy their food?A: At the ghost-ery store! Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?A: He didn't have any guts! Q: What room does a ghost not need?A: A living room! Q: Which ghost is the best dancer?A: The Boogie man Q: What do you call two witches living together?A: Broommates Q: What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?A: A sand-witch Q: What do ghosts eat for supper?A: Spooketi Q: Why are ghosts so bad at lying?A: Because you can see right through them! Q: What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?A: Count Quackula! Q: Why did the ghost leave the Halloween party){kind=link}
Halloween (October 31) is here – officially the spookiest day of the year.
You might be planning a fancy dress party, carving a pumpkin, heading out trick or treating or just planning on watching Hocus Pocus (and the sequel) at home for the 100th time (what, just us?).
Or perhaps you’re looking forward to a night on the sofa watching some of the scariest new films and TV shows around.
Whatever your plans, you might feel like posting something on social media, or sending something spooky (or a bit silly) to your friends on WhatsApp.
Here are some of our favourite Halloween jokes, quotes and Instagram captions for celebrating All Hallows’ Eve.