NEWS… BUT NOT AS YOU KNOW IT
While the rising cost of living rocks thousands of lives, a designer brand is flogging a paper clip for £220.
Mayfair-based luxury leather brand Metier, loved by Kate Moss and the Princess of Wales, is selling a black and gold clip to be used as a bookmark.
It looks just like a paperclip… just one that just costs quite a lot more than the standard metal kind.
Customers can choose between three different sizes in this alternate reality where spending a few hundred on a bookmark is fine and normal.