ALL Boris had to do was ruffle up his hair, mumble in a stupid voice and people would eat out of the palm of his hand.
It didn’t matter how often he looked down the TV camera and told us the sky was green and that pigs could fly, a large portion of the population were head over heels for the ex-PM.
And when he was caught out lying, time and time again, they would chuckle and say, ‘oh, Boris, he’s such a character, isn’t he?’.
The glorification of these sorts of people makes me want to bring back up my Saturday morning bacon sarnie.
Boris was mugging all of us off on the regular, but a lot of you refused to see it. Just like Irish trainer Charles Byrnes.