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Austria: Supermarket shut over spider that causes painful erections

NEWS… BUT NOT AS YOU KNOW IT

An Austrian supermarket had to be evacuated after a banana-loving spider that can cause long-lasting powerful erections with its bite was spotted.

With legs reaching up to seven inches, the Brazillian wandering spider’s bite is a cocktail of poisons that can also cause nausea, hypothermia and convulsions.

‘The venom boosts nitric oxide, a chemical that increases blood flow,’ according toLive Science, which can prompt ‘long, painful erections’.

This isn’t usually on people’s shopping lists – so the Penny shop in Krems an der Donau, 45 miles west of Vienna, has been closed since Tuesday morning after one was apparently seen.

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