Thirty years ago, Michael Parkinson, Sarah Greene and a poltergeist called Pipes pulled one of TV’s greatest pranks – and spooked the BBC
What you are about to read is true. Well, sort of. In late 1992, I was nine years old. I had just returned from a holiday to find the playground hooked on a ghost story. Not one of those apocryphal tales that happened to someone’s cousin’s friend’s sister, but a real ghost story. As my school chums told me, they had seen it play out live on television. So it had to be true.
Ghostwatch aired on BBC One on Saturday October 31 1992 – Halloween night. Hosted by Michael Parkinson, it was an on-the-ground paranormal investigation-plus-live studio phone-in. Kids’ TV presenter Sarah Greene and her camera crew reported from a haunted house in Northolt, where a poltergeist called “Pipes” – named for the clanging noises it made – had been terrorising a mother and two daughters.
Outside, Craig Charles mucked around in the street, interviewing neighbours. Back in the studio, Mike Smith took calls from viewers about their own supernatural experiences, and the skeptical Parkinson assessed the spooky goings-on with a paranormal expert.
This is where the truth ends, of course, because it wasn’t real. It wasn’t even live. Ghostwatch was a staged drama, produced and presented as if it was factual television – a smart spin on programmes such as Crimewatch and 999. But people believed it, creating a considerable moral panic: 30,000 complaints; three pregnant women shocked into labour; traumatised children; soiled trousers; a tabloid frenzy; and a 10-year ban from the BBC.