 He's made big changes already. Instead of shady characters in the Cabinet, such as Suella Braverman, James Cleverly and Grant Shapps, he's replaced them with a more sensible bunch, such as Grant Shapps, Suella Braverman and James Cleverly. This should make all the difference as the problem all along was they were in the wrong order. Braverman was sacked for breaking the government's own rules, so it's a sign of this new integrity that she had to wait six days before getting her job back. Suella Braverman is the Home Secretary ( Getty Images) It's like a football referee telling a player: 'I have to give you a red card as you smacked the goalkeeper in the face with a spanner. So you're sent off for four minutes, during half-time.' Braverman also has the integrity of boasting her dream is to see a plane full of refugees deported to Rwanda. It's so){kind=link}
Mark Steel says Rishi Sunak replaced Suella Braverman, James Cleverly and Grant Shapps with a more sensible bunch, such as Grant Shapps, Suella Braverman and James Cleverly – just changing their order
At last, someone sensible is running the country. To be fair, the bar wasn’t set all that high by the last two.
It’s like leaving a five-star review online for a plumber, saying: “He was amazing! Unlike the first one that came round he didn’t shout, âI have GOT THE RADIATORS DONE’, and then flood the house and filled it with dolphins. Nor did he ask to have an affair with my wife, promising he could send her lots of free taps from public money if she agreed.
“Then the next one said, âI’ve got a new way to grow the boiler’, and smashed all the windows in the house with a mallet.
“So the third plumber hasn’t fixed anything, and hasn’t even turned up, but by comparison, he’s wonderful. We were delighted!”