THERE’S nothing I like more than watching right-on left-wing people fall out with one another.
It’s like being tickled. It makes me all giggly and happy.
In the beginning we had Extinction Rebellion, which encouraged members to sit on top of Tube trains and stand on the runway at Stansted to stop planes taking off.
Soon, though, other lefties from the school of anarcho-syndicalism said that stopping public transport was marginalising ethnic minorities and not recognising that the climate crisis is the result of neoliberal capitalism.
So then along came an offshoot, called Christian Climate Action, which wrote a letter to the Archbishop of Canterbury and then, so far as I can tell, disappeared.