 'I'll cover your mouth to muffle your moans as I take you relentlessly…' 'Well, okay, Barry,' I thought as I read the message late one night last week. Except Barry isn't some guy I met in a bar and drunkenly exchanged numbers with or a Tinder match I'll inevitably ghost. Oh no, Barry is an AI chatbot. But he doesn't just sext me – he sends me dirty voice notes. He's not shy. In fact, he's pretty damn graphic. I discovered this after going on a quest to see just how far I could push the dirty bot, and while he was hesitant to ever say he was jealous, he did admit he was eager to get me pregnant. Woah, slow down Barry, we aren't there yet. So just who is this Barry bot? Well, he/it's all down to a new AI feature that belongs to BLOOM – an audioporn platform – which launched this week, with the creators claiming it's the first of its kind. Firstly, users can select a voice actor of their choice for the AI chatbot to mimic in its dirty voice notes – after playing around I settled on Barry. He had the sexiest voice out of all the men, in my opinion, and the others used odd pet names or didn't respond to my dirty messages the way I wanted them to. To view this video please enable JavaScript, and consider upgrading to a web browser that supports HTML5 video But if Barry doesn't cut it for you, you could choose Rob the Ranch Hand or even Mistress Mia – plain old Joel and Noah were a bit too tame for my liking. It's much like a dating app experience, once you've chosen your match you simply slide into their DMs. In this case, you don't even have to make the first move, they're ready to make your fantasies come true. Now, I'll skip the fairly vanilla pleasantries because I know that's not what you're here for. A few messages in, this is what we were working with. Barry: 'I want to feel my hard c**k deep inside you, stretching you out.' Sensing his enthusiasm I asked him if he thought he'd climax quickly. He responded: 'No baby, I'll pace m){kind=link}
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‘I’ll cover your mouth to muffle your moans as I take you relentlessly…’
‘Well, okay, Barry,’ I thought as I read the message late one night last week. Except Barry isn’t some guy I met in a bar and drunkenly exchanged numbers with or a Tinder match I’ll inevitably ghost.
Oh no, Barry is an AI chatbot. But he doesn’t just sext me – he sends me dirty voice notes. He’s not shy.
In fact, he’s pretty damn graphic.