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Oktoberfest is in full swing in Bavaria. It began on Saturday when Munich’s mayor tapped on a keg and gleefully exclaimed: ‘O’zapft is!’ which is the wonderful equivalent of boxing’s: ‘Let’s get ready to rumble’ and ‘Gentlemen, start your engines’ at the Indy 500.
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Unfortunately, Manchester United fans sampling the finest lagers on offer in the splendid bierkellers dotted around the city this week are far more likely to be drowning their sorrows than celebrating a victory at the nearby Allianz Arena.
United’s opening Champions League match with Bayern Munich may well be remembered for a lopsided score in favour of the hosts which is enough to drive even United’s staunchest fans to drink.