SIR Keir Starmer has a plan. He will end illegal mass immigration at a stroke, by making it legal.
He will slash the UK backlog of 140,000 asylum claimants by dishing out quick-fire visas.
He will stitch up a “repatriation” deal with French President Emmanuel Macron, who is waiting like a Bully XL dog to rip off the hand that already feeds him.
And he will magically smash the “evil people smugglers” who last week ferried 11,560 fare-paying passengers in 200 boats to the tiny Italian island of Lampedusa.
How? Don’t ask.