NEWS… BUT NOT AS YOU KNOW IT
If there’s only one reality TV fan, it is me. If there are no reality TV fans left, I am no longer roaming this earth.
If you didn’t already gather, I am a big fan of reality TV. The biggest.
I’ve never missed an episode of The Only Way is Essex, I’m pretty confident I could win Mastermind with Keeping Up With The Kardashians as my specialist subject and, despite declaring each year that I might give Love Island a miss, my bum will be parked on the sofa religiously at 9pm every night as if it’s as compulsory as jury duty.
I take joy in every part of it – the fashion, the fallouts, the fun, the addressing of hard-hitting topics… even the obvious product placement gives me an endorphin spike.