 Unlike taking it to the grave as she arguably should have, this woman has shared a harrowing tale with the world – and they've dubbed it 'the filthiest, most shocking' story ever told. Hosted by etiquette expert William Hanson and radio presenter Jordan North, Help I Sexted My Boss is a comedy/advice podcast where listeners send in all sorts of dilemmas seeking guidance. Past quandaries have erred towards the risqué, from people who've slept with someone they shouldn't have to those navigating unique fetishes with partners. This one, however, is on a completely new level. In the most recent episode, William read out a letter from someone identified only as Melissa, where she explained she'd been housesitting for her parents while they were away on holiday. 'On the first night after a few glasses of wine, I got under the bed to plug my phone charger into the wall,' detailed Melissa. 'There, I found a very pretty shoebox.' The story went on: 'Based on how vanilla my parents seem I thought it would do no harm to open the box, as it was probably some form of family memorabilia. I was very wrong. 'Imagine my shock as I opened it and found my mother's very large, very realistic battery-powered boyfriend.' At this point, Jordan was confused yet already horrified, while William was forced to clarify the meaning of Melissa's nickname (it's a dildo, in case you haven't figured) and begrudgingly carry on. He continued reading: 'I know I should have left it there but my curiosity unfortunately got the better of me. 'Being alone and horny, and also quite impressed by the XL veiny monster I had in my hands, I gave it a wash, turned it on and slipped it in.' Both hosts were aghast at the revelations, but they didn't stop there. Brace yourselves. After Melissa said the toy was 'amazing' – so good she continued using it, and took to Google to see if she could buy her own – she revealed: 'The only marking){kind=link}
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Unlike taking it to the grave as she arguably should have, this woman has shared a harrowing tale with the world – and they’ve dubbed it ‘the filthiest, most shocking’ story ever told.
Hosted by etiquette expert William Hanson and radio presenter Jordan North, Help I Sexted My Boss is a comedy/advice podcast where listeners send in all sorts of dilemmas seeking guidance.
Past quandaries have erred towards the risque, from people who’ve slept with someone they shouldn’t have to those navigating unique fetishes with partners. This one, however, is on a completely new level.
In the most recent episode, William read out a letter from someone identified only as Melissa, where she explained she’d been housesitting for her parents while they were away on holiday.