A dreary little socialist with left-wing adenoids and communistical hair cropped up on my social media feed this week to say that the only people in the crowds at Wimbledon were people who liked Wimbledon.
Yes, mate. In the same way that the only people in your local pub are people who like drinking.
I think, however, he was trying to say that ticket prices are so high that ordinary tennis fans can’t afford to go.
Hmmm. Couple of points on that, mate.
First of all, these “ordinary tennis fans”. Who are they exactly?