I come bearing news about a huge music concert!
Aren’t you a bit behind the times, love? Glastonbury was a couple of weekends ago and everyone’s thoroughly bored of hearing about it.
No, silly, I’m obviously not talking about Glastonbury. I’m talking about the other massive music event on everyone’s lips.
It’s not a karaoke night, is it? I simply refuse to go to another one of those dreadful things with you.
Have you been living under a rock? I’m talking about Taylor Swift’s Eras world tour.