NEWS… BUT NOT AS YOU KNOW IT
Jeremy Hunt has said eating testicles in the jungle is the only job worse than being Chancellor of the Exchequer.
He is due to unveil his Autumn Budget next week, including some ‘very horrible decisions’ on public spending and tax hikes in a bid to ‘get us back into the place where we are the fantastic country that we all want to be’.
His comments came as the nation watched his successor as health secretary Matt Hancock eat part of a camel’s penis, sheep’s vagina and cow’s anus on I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here!
Mr Hancock, who had the Conservative Party whip removed after announcing his plans to join the ITV show, also ate a fish eye and had to drink an entire glass of blended meal worms accompanied with a witchetty grub garnish.